Friday, July 17, 2009
gahh i haven't had fever for a long looong time, but amazingly it went away in 1 day so today i only (which was totally spent sleeping and eating 3 uncle tobys, 1 char siew bao and like 20 handfuls of raisins lololol yum)
yeah friday was actually quite happening because jenny came to school to visit! haha she's like the only j4 girl i know D: ahh everyone's so amazing and talented and all going overseas to live in nice gothic campuses made of stone and brick and not so much metal and glass because it looks 'modern' -.- and and and those campuses are like random and self sustaining with shops + banks + salons + cafes + restaurants + bars + INDOOR MARKET OMG (okay i'm using the best campus in UK a an example, so xD)
WORK HARD JOREL CHAN, THEN YOU CAN GO TO ANY UNI YOU WANT.
yeah anyway when i reached home on friday i felt like a lethargic lump of sick mess but i NEVER fall so sick so i stupidly stayed up to do more IS D: then i tried to go sleep, but i woke up more than 5 times between 12-6am and kinda just walked around in the house like some boreddd undead. anyway on saturday i was 38 degrees, good job la epic fail. so i kinda just slept the whole day away >_>
OKAY WHAT FREAKED ME OUT MOST WAS THE STALKERLETTER.
i accidentally left my chem book (the one where i do all my tutorials and notes in) under some table at A44 on thursday after my lesson ended around 3, and when i went back to find it on friday, uh i found it, along with one page written on by random person (who probably has like 5-second attention span or something damn weird) and a piece of foolscap with HORRENDOUS chinese (and when I say horrendous you know i really mean it) which is equally random, gahh >< i would gladly scan a copy to prove its authenticity, but my technological circumstances currently fail me, so i shall just type it out D:
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Dearest Jorel,
You are a funny funny boy boy, okay okay? But, if you want to leave your foolscap paper here, please do. It is quite nice and tasty around the edges. YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO THE WORLD!! Perhaps one day when you acquire the status of super junior vice-president you shall reveal your mysterious face and we shall contemplate the severity of this situation. If, perhaps, you are in a quagmire as to whether or not bunnies are pink and fly around with absolutely no aim in mind, kindly refer to your appendix. Or your addendum. Actually, most would prefer the former as it is undubitably difficult to excavate your addendum in order to take a look at it and/or ask it out for high tea. By the way, your institution needs YOU! If you set up a pastiche, you might engender worldwide fame and recognition for beavers to see. Very exciting, innit? Yesterday I saw something like that eating a small-ish table that spoke with a rather bad stutter. I was quite scared. Say... do you speak Sanskrit? If you do you and my good friend Timmy shall get along pretty well. But according to philosophers far and wide general animal-driven vehicles don’t make too awesome friends. Perhaps some time this autumn something properly unsmelly and fuzzy shall tumble down into our midst in a tiny and compact parcel. A random cow crossing the street at that exact moment would probably get spooked and publish established secrets in 25 different but inherently contradictory languages. Oh fyi, I have an impression of your voluminous hair swaying in the wind. What a view! Somewhere in the lesser indigenous tribes that inhabit the Northern hemisphere a blind man sheds a lone tear. Please never be blind to that jarring fact. Aw man my pen has no more ink!! Can you please move your big hair? I can’t see.
Much love,
me.
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SO FREAKING WEIRD OMG ARGH!!!!!1!1!!!11111
I am so disturbed right now.
wishing;
10:18 PM